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Oh Shit Not You Again Coco Doormat


Oh no, it's that neighbor...again! The one who always comes over at the most inconvenient times and talks to you for hours on end about the “most thrilling fishing expedition the other week!” Then finally ends the conversation by asking to borrow something (and you still haven’t seen that hammer they needed to use for “just a sec” back in 1996). Push social norms aside and show your true feeling with our “Oh Shit! Not You Again!” Coco Doormat. (As for the borrowing issue, perhaps “using” their new Porsche “just for a sec” will teach them a lesson). 

    The eco-friendly and natural alternative to your doormat, these mats provide a rich aesthetic to any building or home.

    Coco entrance mats are made by embedding natural coconut husk fibre into a vinyl backing. These fibres are a bi-product of the coconut harvesting industry, making the production of these mats highly sustainable, and the mats themselves a perfect complement to your environmentally conscious building or home.

    Coir fibre mats are proven scrapers that are highly effective at brushing away dirt and debris from the bottom of shoes to ensure a clean and safe floor inside. This coco fibre is also one of the most absorbent natural fibres available, making it highly effective at keeping the moisture off your floors.

    Material Coir
    Backing None
    Base Color None
    Print/Accent Color Black
    Thickness 5/8"
    Size 16" x 27", 18" x 30" or 22” x 36”



    Coir mats are easy to maintain. Simply brush, beat with a broom, or vacuum to get dirt, dust and chunks of mud out of the fibers.

    Coir is a natural fiber and can get damaged by water so do not wash the mat.

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