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You've managed to keep your life in line and your house is a textbook case of zen peace! And in comes crashing this bozo (err we mean someone very unzen-like) and disrupts your heavenly zen abode (do they even go together?) with all that sh*t they seem to be carrying around!! Don't you just hate it when that happens.

Don't we have the perfect mat for you then..It's a simple mat really but it offers such a profound message to all and sundry. "Please keep your Sh*t outside!". You cannot get more clearer than this. Criminals who break this all abiding rule will be severely dealt with!

Each mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.

To clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.

Mats come in 18" x 27" size, weigh 1.3 lbs and has a lead time of 3-5 days.

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